Peringatan

Kawan: Awak ada topup kan untuk saya?

Saya: Tak ada pun. Kenapa?

Kawan: Saya dapat topup wak..

Saya: Waahh..jelesnya..nak jugaakk...

Kawan: Apa ni..tak baik cemburu dengan rezeki orang lain..

Ouch.

Tak baik cemburu dengan rezeki orang lain.

Betul tu.

Argh. Kenapalah selalu sangat lupa.

Masing-masing ada rezeki masing-masing.

Jangan cemburu dengan rezeki orang lain. Kan tak baik tu.

Live Well.

Dear you,
If only you know how much i admire you.
If only you know how much i respect you.
If only you know how much i adore you...

i do not mean to compare you with anyone else.
because the business of comparing people is too mean, too cruel.
in my eyes, you are perfectly made for me. 
I thank Him for giving me the opportunity to know you.

i treasure every moment we have together.
i am very much glad that both of us have created so many inside jokes.
jokes that no one would ever understand except us two.

i am sorry for being inferior.
i do not mean to hurt you.
will you ever trust my words?

I really hope that you can see me as a person who tries hard to change for the better.

I will definitely be missing you.
Definitely.

Sorry for not applying the you-attitude concept.
But you do get my heart's message, don't you?

Thank you for always being by my side.
May Allah reward your warm kindness with Jannah.
Amin Ya Rabb.

Semoga ukhwah kita dipelihara Allah. Sentiasa.

Degup jantung laju.
Resah datang entah dari mana.
Terkilan kerana terlepas waktu siaran langsung.

Waktu lain siaran langsung juga. Tapi dah kira ulangan. Tak original!

Sedih.

Kipas pusing laju. Sangat.
Serabut hati seperti putaran bilah kipas.

Saya tanya: Nasi Putih?

Dia jawab: Jarang makan nasi warna putih..selalunya dah letak   kuah dia ada warna.

-_-"   Lihatlah betapa manusia suka menyakitkan hati manusia yang lain.

Tragis sungguh.

gagaga.....so comel....!

Hey You!

Nampak tak carrot tu besar?

Yang pegi masuk seketul-seketul dalam mulut tu kenapa?

Ah. Comel sangat binatang kambing nih.

Kambing betul.

PS: I Love You

Sebelah Kanan: Cik Permaisuri ^_^

They don't know how much I admire you.

They don't know how much you suffer because of me.

I am sorry for being such a burden all these years.

You are awesome.

THANK YOU

<3

Nampak tak gambar LOVE?

Hehe.

Thank You Suhailah.

I will definitely miss you.

Kenduri dan Tembikai Merah

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim..

Tembikai merah diambil dan disuapkan ke mulut.

Satu. 
Sedapnya.

Dua.
Juicy!

Tiga.
Harap-harap tak ada yang perasan saya dah makan tiga slice.

Empat.
Ah..ambil pinggan teruslah.

*ambil buah tembikai dengan muka tidak bersalah. 5 potong semuanya.*

Dalam kereta, sudah terbatuk-batuk. Hah! Rasakan. Padan muka. Nak sangat makan tembikai kan.

Kepada Anda Yang Boleh Makan Tembikai Tanpa Perlu Batuk Selepas Itu:

1. Hargailah kesihatan anda kerana Allah beri anda peluang untuk makan tembikai tanpa rasa serba salah.
2. Makanlah tembikai dengan rasa gembira kerana ada manusia yang sedih kerana tak dapat makan tembikai.
3. Tembikai sangat sedap. Simpan dalam peti ais. Lagi sedap dimakan bila sejuk. OK?


Kesihatan yang baik itu harta yang sangat berharga.

I have felt this kind of disappointment before when my access to TOKhairul's blog got denied. And when hundreds of my messages were ignored by a friend. This time around, my access to SitiRohaniHashim's blog got denied.

-_-  nampak tak hati saya cedera?

This post is specially written to Dearest Kak Roe.

You don't know me Kak Roe. Yes. That is because I am a stalker. (Apsal la bangga sangat mengaku jadi stalker. haih) I found your blog when I was blog hopping not long ago. It was so inspiring to read your posts. Very much. I admire the way you express your feelings in your writing. *mata bersinar-sinar*

And yes, you do look like Fasha Sanda. Sekali pandang. Dua kali pandang, macam Kak Roe lah :)

I saw you at KFC KLCC on April 2013 but I did not get the chance to tegur you. You are so..real. Yes. Real sebab saya nampak anda di alam nyata. Selama ni baca blog Kak Roe je.

The thing is, kalau saya pergi tegur Kak Roe, mesti Kak Roe akan terkejut.

Siapakah? 

Ya..stalker anda. Saya.

Teruk kan saya? *tekup muka dengan bantal*

Saya rasa sangat kecewa sebab tak sempat nak berkenalan dengan Kak Roe dengan lebih dekat lagi.

Apa pun, may Allah bless you always :)

Saya kecewa ni. Dunia...nampak tak?

Ya, selamat malam. Ada sesiapa lagi nak bagi saya message : ACCESS DENIED?

Mungkin anda wahai pemilik kereta buatan Malaysia. Saya tahu anda sedang marah dan kecewa.

Tidak mengapa.

Aie, jom kita bina empayar kita bersama!

Semoga Allah berkati kehidupan kami.

Amin Ya Rabb.