Truth #4

The truth is, 

This is what happen when inferiority creeps in.

Datang seorang hamba Allah, adukan hal ini kepada Fathi.

"Rasa macam tak layak je nak jadi kawan kepada mereka.

Mereka sangat baik.

Rasa diri sendiri sangat kerdil dan kecil saat berada dengan mereka.

Mereka sangat cool.

Buat diri rasa segan.

Mereka berhak dapat seseorang yang lebih baik.

Mohon Allah jauhkan pengaruh buruk yang dibawa oleh diri.

Semoga mereka tidak dicemari dengan aura negatif dan pengaruh buruk ini.

Mohon Allah limpahkan rezeki dan kasih sayang yang banyak buat mereka.

Rugi kalau hilang kawan yang baik macam mereka.

Fathi, macam mana ni? Kalau saya kawan dengan mereka, takut saya susahkan mereka. Tapi saya nak sangat kawan dengan mereka. Tapi rasa diri sendiri tak layak. Allah je yang tahu macam mana saya rasa. Fathi, ada pendapat?"

Fathi diam. Pandang jauh dengan pandangan kosong.

Macam mana nak jawab soalan ni? Mencabar.

"Apa kata awak minta petunjuk dari Allah. Mungkin Allah dah hantar orang-orang yang baik untuk jadi teman perjalanan hidup awak. Tapi kenapa awak rasa macam awak tak layak pulak?"

Sungguh. Pelik. Tapi otak aku berfikir ligat jugak ni. Ada ke perasaan macam ni? Ini pasti inferior tahap super. Mohon Allah jauhkan perasaan ini.

"Awak rasa, mereka suka tak kawan dengan saya?"

Allah. Mana aku nak tahu ni. Soalan apakah ini wahai teman. Mencabar. Sebab aku tak mampu nak jawab.

"Kalau dia sudi bantu awak dalam susah dan sudi teman awak waktu awak gembira, jadinya, mereka mesti suka kawan dengan awak. Apa kata awak minta petunjuk dari Allah".

Kali kedua aku sebut pendapat yang sama. 

"Tapi kadang-kadang, mereka macam tak suka je kawan dengan saya."

Erk. Macam mana pulak ni. Ada saja jawapan beliau.

"Tak apa. Doa banyak-banyak dulu. Dan..jangan lupa usaha. Awak janganlah ada sangkaan yang buruk-buruk. OK? Anything, just let me know. Saya kawan awak jugak kan?"

Oh. Giliran aku bertanya.

"OK. Mestilah awak kawan saya." Beliau senyum manis.

Mesti kawan-kawan yang dia sebut tu sangat special. Sampai dia rasa inferior seperti ini.

Awak, jangan macam ni. Awak bukan sorang-sorang.

HE listens to every thoughts.

Percaya. Yakin.

Found It #3

Relationships

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. 

When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. 

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. 

They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. 

They may seem like a godsend and they are. 

They are there for the reason you need them to be. 

Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. 

Sometimes they die. 

Sometimes they walk away. 

Some times they act up and force you to take a stand. 

What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. 

The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.  

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. 

They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. 

They may teach you something you have never done. 

They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. 

Believe it, it is real. 

But only for a season! 

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. 

Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. 

It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. 

Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. 

Found it at :

Islamicoccasions.com

p/s:

Ini sangat menyentuh hati. 

2394 messages

It has been almost 2 months.

And the phone's inbox is full with words and words and words.

2394 messages exactly.

Leaving behind the other senders, the sender owns the first place.

I do not mean to treat the others like contestants.

It is just an analogy.

It clearly indicates how I do have a lot to tell people.

Maybe sometimes, I just don't follow the exact protocol.

That is why pen and paper are in crucial need.

When you have no one to talk to, spill it all on the paper.

Then, you decide. Keep the paper or throw it away.

When you decide to keep it, surely it will be a very good reference in future.

But, if you choose to throw it away, let's assume you did that to erase all negative vibes that surrounded you while you were writing it. 

A good decision, indeed.

No hard feelings.

Don't be over-sensitive, I tell you.

Because you will literally be dying slowly.

It is not good for your health.

Inside and outside.

Am aware of this.

And am trying my best to avoid being an over-sensitive person.

To tell you the truth, 

it is super challenging to accomplish that mission.

But I'll try no matter how hard it is.

I know that surrounding plays a role. But, lemme tell you this.

You should not put blame on others.

Always look at your own faults.

No doubt. It is all back to ourselves.

The power is in your hand. You have the control.

My apology for being so upset these past few weeks.

But, am adjusting.

I am reducing my panic-attack disorder. (It's a disorder kan? Uhuk2. It sounds so teruk.)

Wanna know how I do that?

I try to go to class late. And I'm kinda okay with that.

Haha. But I do feel nervous.

I didn't do my homework regularly.

I push it all to the last minute.

And that is super crazy.

I am testing my own patience.

I know that there's no need to conform.

But, voices around me keep on telling me that I have to improve myself.

I thought I was doing it right. Keeping myself relax and not-panic.

But, I found out today that my performance is degrading.
I really thought that I have done it right.

But I am actually not.

No one is to be blamed.
It is all my fault.

If I am allowed to hurt myself, I would slap my face KUAT-KUAT.

Duh ''-__- 

orang lain semua relax je.

Aku jugak yang kecoh last-last.

Kenyataan itu memang menyakitkan.

Right now, I feel like everything I do is not right.

Ada sahaja yang tak kena.

But, But, But....

I am very proud of myself because I was able to put four characters in the archive box.

Four characters in life that have made my world upside down.

Now that they have gone, I am able to breathe normally and .. smile happily.

I told myself not to mention even their names for like 10 days and I managed to do that.

It did not stop until the 10th day.

Cukup sepuluh hari, aku sambung lagi sepuluh hari dan sepuluh hari lagi..

sehinggalah secara semulajadinya, mulut aku tak sebut langsung nama mereka.

I am doing all these, step by step.

You know what.

If people wont listen to you, then dont talk. 

It is as easy as that.

I asked myself these two questions: 

Ingat cakap kuat-kuat tu comel ke? Ingat cakap banyak tu luar biasa ke?

I was trying so hard to talk softly and you know...rendahkan suara and what not.

And I tried not to talk super banyak.

But it just didnt work out!

Oh Allah. What do I do?

Seriously, I need help.

I figured out one solution.

Find more distractions.

Last but not least, 

If you don't try, You won't know.

p/s: Ini krisis mid-degree kah? Ahaha. Nonsense.

Simple Plan - Look at the lyrics.

"Welcome To My Life"

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place,
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you?
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you're screaming?

No, you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No, you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more
Before your life is over?
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No, you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No, you don't know what it's like (What it's like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No, you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life.

 

p/s: You don't know what it is like, when nothing feels all right. Indescribable feeling.

Sudah kembali.

"^_^ 

Hati gembira.

Boleh diakses semula belog Mr.K.

Terima Kasih.

Access Denied.

''T_T

Hati sedih bukan kepalang.

Tak boleh baca belog TheOtherKhairul lagi dah.

Dia sekat.

Tapi kenapa?

Mr.K, kenapa?

Hati remuk.

Sekian.

Memory is Effort

Memory is effort.

Let's look at Dr. Subra's theory of memory retention.

Read ONCE, 10% of memory retention.

Read TWICE, 20% of memory retention.

Read 3x , 40% of memory retention.

Read 4x , 60% of memory retention. (At this level, you now can be considered as a B student.)

Read 5x or 6x , more than 70% of memory retention. (At this level, you now can be classed as an A student.)

Hmm..what I can derive from Dr. Subra's theory is, "The main point here is, READ the notes laa. If not, you will not be able to sit for Semantic's examination."

The more effort, the more memory. Erk. Haha. Sounds funny kan?

Betullah.

Less effort, less memory.

Hm. Likewise.

The more you remember Allah, the more blessings from Allah you will get.

Nice theory. Memory is effort =)

A Tree.

There is a tree.

It grows healthily and it gets enough nutrition.
It was not happy once. Because it was alone.

But now, it is a very healthy and happy tree.

Because it has friends.

Every now and then, leaves fall down under the tree.
And the earth around the tree sometimes is too messy.

Full with leaves and dirts.

But the tree does not mind any of these, because it is a happy tree.

The tree's friend are human beings.

One day, two girls passed by and said,

"The foliage under the tree need to be cleared."

And the girls who have very kind and warm hearts cleared the foliage under the tree.

Willingly.

They became friends since that day.

The tree and the two girls.

Under the tree, is now cleared.

It is very clean and green.

It is happy and it does not have to feel alone anymore.

Because the two girls are there, to accompany him.

One day, the two girls decided to leave the tree.

Now, the tree is alone again.

They have now gone after they cleared the foliage.

The tree is again, alone.

It is waiting for a friend.

Who is willing to take care of him when hard times come.

What if someone came and cut the tree?

It needs a guardian.

It is crying but no one knows.

The two girls who went away,

will forever be at the tree's memory.

The tree will never forget them.

They are very sweet and lovely.

May Allah bless them, says Tree.

I do not mind being alone.

As long as I know both of you girls are happy.

Both of you will feel tired cleaning up the foliage under the tree after all.

So, fly free.

I'll be okay, says Tree.

 

Year 3

I am a 3rd year student. Ha Ha. It sounds cool when you say that out loud.

3rd Year students, let's do this activity.
Go to all of your friends, SMILE and say to them "I am a 3rd year student."
Then, laugh and pat your friend's shoulder.

He He He.

I've done this. Super awesome and.. weird. Ha Ha Ha.

Ini namanya : Sindrom 3rd year student excited nak grad awal.

Kisah Roti Berinti Coklat dan Anak Kucing

Assalamualaikum.

Ya, saya tahu. Jam tunjuk pukul 2 pagi. Waktu untuk tidur sepatutnya,

Ah. Tak kira, Nak cerita jugak.

Di suatu petang yang aman, Tuan Rumah baru pulang dari kampus. Dari stesen keretapi, terus ambil teksi dan pulang ke rumah. Setibanya beliau di rumah, semua anak-anak kucing datang beramai-ramai untuk ucapkan selamat pulang kepada si Tuan Rumah. "Alahai..comelnya ramai-ramai datang jemput aku depan pintu pagar..", berkata si Tuan Rumah dalam nada yang bahagia. Mereka semua pun masuk ke dalam rumah dan terus menuju ke bilik tidur si Tuan Rumah.

"OK. Sekarang, semua pergi dapur, makan. Jangan kacau orang nak berehat."
Itu arahan Tuan Rumah.
Si Hitam patuh arahan dan pergi bermain dengan Si Kecik selepas selesai mengisi perut dengan biskut kucing. Si Tompok..yang bulat dan gemuk..memilih untuk tidak mematuhi arahan tersebut.
Pintu bilik ditolak perlahan oleh Si Tompok. Mengiau dengan kuat dan lantang.
Tuan Rumah pandang. "Kau nak apa? Kan dah makan biskut kucing tadi."
Si Tompok datang dekat dan tolak plastik yang berisi roti coklat di atas riba Tuan Rumah.
"Hah! Jangan mengada nak makan orang punya roti. Kau tu kucing. Mana makan roti coklat."

Si Tompok mengiau lagi.
Tuan Rumah mula rimas. "Yelah...nah rasa sikit."
Secubit roti berinti coklat diberikan kepada si anak kucing.

Anak kucing yang gemuk dan comel itu, makan roti berinti coklat tersebut dengan bersungguh-sungguh.

?????!! APA?!
Dia makan roti tu??

''T_T ..... ini kucing ke alien.

Tuan Rumah rasa kagum dan berkeputusan untuk berkongsi roti berinti coklat tersebut dengan si anak kucing.

Subhanallah.
Tak sangka kucing-kucing di rumah tu semuanya pelik-pelik.

Kucing + Roti Coklat?
PELIK.

Mungkin ada banyak lagi cerita pelik di luar sana.
Semoga kucing-kucing di atas muka bumi ini mendapat makanan yang cukup dan terus berzikir untuk manusia yang memberi makan dan berbuat baik kepada mereka.
Amin.

Gitar 2

"Nak bawa ke mana gitar tu?" soal si Bapa.

"Oh, nak bawa balik ke asrama." jawab si Anak.

Bapa diam, tiada komen.

Anak berkata di dalam hati, "Ini usaha mahu sibukkan diri dan melatih otak untuk menjadi lebih fokus serta terarah."

Ha Ha Ha. Ayat penyata yang ternyata poyo.

Berukband dan Tingkap Baru 2

I wish I can use the latest version of Windows 7.

And one day, my wish came true.
Unfortunately, it didn't last.
My broadband has compatibility issue with the latest version of Windows 7.

Ah. Tukar tingkap pun tak boleh.
Broadband ini mengada-ngada.
Nasiblah peratus nak naik angin agak kurang.
Kerana ada kekasih baru, Canon Si Mesin 3-in-1. Yeah!

Angau kerana sebuah Printer baru? Parah.

Berukband dan Tingkap Baru

Your broadband isn't compatible with your new version of Windows.

Aku MARAH.
Aku Kesal.

Tapi....best jugak! Ada alasan untuk pulang ke rumah hujung minggu ini.
Yeah.

Semoga berukband cepat sihat dan boleh berkerjasama dengan Tingkap Baru.
Amin.

Heartbroken

Am falling into pieces.

Because, when a heart breaks,

It does not break even.

The best part of me was always you.

I am struggling to even breathe but you are all okay.

Sound familiar?

Yes. It is a song.

And it reflects well.

When a heart breaks, it does not break even.

All the waiting is a regret.

Time shall heal.

Till  then, be safe and be happy. Please be happy. Please.

Gitar 1

Gitar baru itu warnanya coklat.
Cinta 'love at the very first sight' aku.
Adik pulang dari hostel, terlihat gitar baru di dalam bilik.
Selamba dia bertanya, "Tau ke macam mana nak main?".
Aku juga jawab dengan selamba, TAK TAHU.

Soalannya, jadi bagaimana?
Solusinya, kena belajar dulu. Baru boleh petik dan mengeluarkan irama yang masuk akal.


Adik bengang. Tidak sabar. Ah. Darah muda. Memang begitu.
Well, kalau tidak punya kesabaran, jangan tunggu.
Adik, nanti aku buktikan. Tunggu dan lihat.(Itupun kalau nak tunggulah.) Haha.

Found It #2

When You Said It

Received 2 Years ago from a friend

When ALLAH drops needles along your path of life,

Do not step away.

Pick them up and collect them.

They are designed to teach you to be strong and wise.

ALLAH did not promise that life would be easy,

But HE did promise to be at your side as long as you want HIM to.

Fathi, I am here, just wanna let you know,

that,

You are one of the best friend I have ever had.

May ALLAH bless us.

Amin.

It was a wise decision when I decided to never let go of your hand.
I am blessed.

Jatuh Cinta Lagi

Belog The Other Khairul asyik buat aku rasa nak ketawa.
Haha.
Apa-apa pun, setiap kali melawat belog beliau, pasti akan jatuh cinta sekali lagi.
Mungkin, beliau ni ada imaginasi tinggi. Sebab tu banyak teori pelik.
Abah tension tengok aku gelak sorang-sorang depan laptop ni.
Maaf abah..Mr.K merepek dengan info yang menarik. Terpaksa gelak.

Mr.K, kau tak pernah adil. Berat sebelah sepanjang masa.
Asyik puji perempuan comel, comel, comel, cantik, comel, cute, cute, putih, comel.
Huh. Lelaki.

Don't even understand why I still visit his blog. Oh ya. Sebab gaya penulisan.
Night, world.

Hari Jadi Kekasih

Subhanallah.

Hari jadi kekasih bakal tiba.

3 hari lagi.

Harus buat persiapan.

Beri peringatan kepada diri sendiri dan teman-teman seperjuangan.

Beliau adalah seorang kekasih.

Layanan yang sangat baik harus diberikan. Kerana dia seorang Kekasih.

Pujian harus diucapkan dengan lebih kerap lagi.

Supaya rasa cinta itu dapat dizahirkan.

Kekasih tiada di depan mata.

Tetapi amat dekat di hati, jika selalu diingati.

Mana mungkin seseorang melupakan insan yang amat disayangi.

Bezanya cuma.. antara kuat atau lemah ingatan kita terhadap Kekasih.

Rabi-ul-Awwal.

Bulan penuh rahmat.

Lahirnya seorang Kekasih.

Kepada yang lupa, mari kita ingatkan.

Sempena Hari Lahir Kekasih, 

Ayuh ingatkan diri supaya perbanyakkan Selawat ke atas Nabi Muhammad s.a.w.

Setiap hari. Tanpa jemu.

Peringatan pada diri.

5 Tips Hilangkan Bosan Dalam Keretapi

Koc Superior - KTM

Ehem.Ehem.
Assalamualaikum.


Pada tanggal 17 Januari yang lepas, Fathi akhirnya dapat merealisasikan impian beliau untuk pergi ke Kelantan.
Specifically, to Cik Sue's house.
Apparently, am not alone. Sue invited her Myanmar friend too. Her name is Sofea. (Hope I spell her name correctly.)

Jadi.. bermulalah pengembaraan kami bertiga.

The best part is, kami naik Keretapi!
Oh yes..mahu beri pujian pada Keretapi Tanah Melayu Berhad.
The journey was super awesome.

Jadi, tanpa berlengah lagi, mari kita lihat tips-tips untuk hilangkan bosan sewaktu anda berada di dalam keretapi.

Fakta: Ini mahu menempuh perjalanan selama berjam-jam. Oleh itu, kita memerlukan plan untuk tidak didekati rasa bosan.
Here we go.

#1 - Go for a walk
Masuk-masuk je dalam keretapi, pergi tengok seat dan letak bagasi anda. Setelah itu, go for a walk! Yes. Go for a walk. Pergi jalan-jalan melawat coach depan dan belakang coach anda.
Paling seronok kalau coach anda bersebelahan dengan Kantin. Superb.
Oh. dan jangan lupa pergi check condition toilet juga. Ambil feel awal-awal.
Nak tahu kenapa kena buat macam ni?


Kerana...bila rasa bosan datang melawat nanti, anda bolehlah jalan-jalan ke coach yang lain. Waktu keretapi tengah jalan tu, pergi melawat kawasan. Biar susah nak jalan, asalkan rasa bosan hilang. Lagi susah nak jalan, lagi cepat rasa bosan hilang. Bijak kan?

#2 - Bring gadgets or reading materials.
Tolong jangan lupa ingatkan diri  sendiri untuk membawa Mp3 players, telefon bimbit, PSP, Laptop, novel, majalah, dan apa-apa sahaja barangan yang boleh bantu distract diri anda.
Based on my experience, I have my phones to make me stay alive and away from boredom. I also have my mp3 player. My friend, Sue has her laptop. We watched a movie that night. It was awesome eventhough we stopped watching before the movie ended because..battery died. Note: Dalam keretapi bukannya ada plug nak charge phone atau laptop. 
So yes...jangan lupa bawak ye. And make sure they are fully charged. Kalau tak, heh. Baik takyah bawak.

#3 - Force a friend to SMS with you.
When you have no one to talk to masa dalam train, contoh macam kawan sebelah tidur, lepas tu kita punya peratus bosan naik secara mendadak, apa yang kita boleh buat ialah, paksa mana-mana kawan kita untuk SMS dengan kita. Yeah!

Dalam kes Fathi, ada seorang individu yang sangat baik hati sudi SMS dengan Fathi sepanjang malam waktu dalam train. Kerusi tempat kami duduk tak seempuk yang kami sangkakan. Nak tidur, memang tak dapat. Nasib baik la kawan baru Fathi tu sudi SMS dengan jayanya pada malam tersebut. THANK YOU =)

So, yes. Get someone to talk to. Kalau tak ada mutual agreement, paksa! Haha. SMS je sesiapa pun.
Parents pun okay gak. I did that during that time. My dad cool la. Dia layan my SMS. Heheh.


#4 - Bring your own food/ Buy food before you board the train.
Make sure you buy lots of snacks or food, so that you can eat them on the train. Kenapa mesti beli sebelum naik keretapi? Beli dalam keretapi tak boleh ke? Boleh je. Tapi sila sediakan wang tunai yang banyak ye. Harga makanan dalam keretapi mahal. Tak sanggup rasanya nak beli. T_T
Belilah jajan ke, keropok ke, biskut ke, coklat ke.. Bila bosan je, makan. Bosan je, makan. Bosan je, makan. Jadi, tidak timbullah isu bosan lagi =)


#5 - SLEEP.
Pakai earphone dekat telinga, kuatkan volume, duduk selesa-selesa, pejam mata dan TIDUR.
Yeah. Ini tips paling best sekali. Confirm hilang bosan. Kalau tak mengantuk pun, paksa jugak diri untuk tidur.
OK?

Have a very nice journey! =D


Bonus: For those who love to have lots of alone time to think about life, then what you should do to make your time useful is to THINK. Or maybe, more interesting, is to DAYDREAM. Yeah!

Kisah Ayam Goreng dan Kucing

Assalamualaikum.
Hai. Selamat petang manusia-manusia hensem dan comel di luar sana. (Cewah, ada macam style Mr.K tak? Aku nak tiru dia sikit harini. Huh.)
Hari ini, niat untuk bercerita tentang kisah cinta telah dibatalkan dengan jayanya.
Hanya kerana satu sebab. Rasa eww.. secara tiba-tiba. Apa Fathi tak sudah-sudah emo pasal relationship ni?
Gelilah. Haha. Baca Mr.K punya belog, peratus rasa geli tu ada la jugak tapi peratus yang selebihnya, Fathi gelak sakan tengok gaya penulisan beliau. Gedik tapi kreatif. LOL. How can a guy be that gedik?


So, hari ini, cerita kita adalah tentang ayam goreng dan seekor kucing belaan manusia.
Mangsa keadaan: Ayam goreng.
Pemangsa: Kucing ( Nama beliau Demang Jr.)
Yang penat bagi ayam goreng dekat kucing: Tuan rumah (ehem2.)


Semalam, sedang tuan rumah asyik mendengar Aamir Khan dan Manisha menyanyi lagu Mera Mann, Demang Jr. telah mengetuk pintu bilik tuan rumah dan minta izin mahu masuk. (Tuan rumah seorang sahaja yang faham bahasa kucing belaan beliau. Harap maklum.)
Lalu, diizinkan si kucing masuk sambil bertanya, "Nak apa ni bising2?"
Si kucing terus mengiau tanpa menghiraukan tuan rumah tersebut. Mengiau sambil berjalan berlegar-legar di dalam bilik. Panjat katil, masuk bawah selimut, keluar semula dan duduk atas beg gitar, bangun dan panjat kerusi..dan iyah! melompat ke atas meja solek dan akhirnya turun semula dan berjalan dengan macho ke arah tuan rumah. Mengiau tidak henti.

Tuan rumah garu kepala. Apahal kucing ni? Time orang nak rehatlah dia datang buat bising. Semak.
Beliau pun buka pintu bilik dan ajak Demang Jr. ke dapur. "Kau nak makan kan? Nah, ni ada biskut kucing. Makan ye.. Air ada kat sebelah tu. Makan ok?"
Demang Jr. pandang sebelah mata je biskut kucing dalam pinggan tu.
Ni apahal pulak ni. Bagi makan tak nak pulak.
"OK. Fine. Manja nak keluar tengok adik-adik ke? Jom kita keluar ye. Pintu keluar ada kat depan. Meh. Kita jalan sama-sama."
Si kucing ikut tuan rumah dari belakang sambil berlari-lari anak.
Sampai di muka pintu, kucing buat muka tak bersalah.
Tak nak keluar pulak! Habis tu nak apaa?? Miau miau miau miau dari tadi. Nak apa? Cuba cakap.
Tuan rumah bengang.

Mereka berdua pun jalan sama-sama, pergi ke meja makan di tengah rumah.
Si kucing panjat meja makan dan sondol tudung saji atas meja dengan menggunakan kepala.
Tuan rumah pun curious nak tahu kucing ni sebenarnya nak apa.
Diangkat tudung saji tersebut..dan...tadaaa!

Ada 2 ketul ayam goreng dalam pinggan!

"Laaah...nak ayam goreng rupanya. Nape tak kastau awal-awal..."

Fakta: Demang Jr.'s favorite food since he was a kid is AYAM GORENG. Dasar upin ipin punya kucing.

Tuan rumah pun ambil ayam goreng tu, basuh dengan air supaya tak rasa berempah sangat dan serve them in a plate. Ready to be eaten!
Demang Jr. tunjuk muka puas hati. Terus berhenti mengiau. Hish. Pelik ah binatang ni.

Si kucing makan ayam goreng dengan bersungguh-sungguh.
Tuan rumah rasa kagum.
Subhanallah.
Ciptaan Allah yang macam ni punya perangai pun ada? Haha. Uniklah.

Demang Jr., walaupun kau gedik malam semalam, kau tetap comel. Ugh. Asyik kalah je dengan kecomelan dia. Lemah aku.

Ayam goreng sedap.
Have a great dinner, people!
Love, Fathi.