Kisah Ayam Goreng dan Kucing

Assalamualaikum.
Hai. Selamat petang manusia-manusia hensem dan comel di luar sana. (Cewah, ada macam style Mr.K tak? Aku nak tiru dia sikit harini. Huh.)
Hari ini, niat untuk bercerita tentang kisah cinta telah dibatalkan dengan jayanya.
Hanya kerana satu sebab. Rasa eww.. secara tiba-tiba. Apa Fathi tak sudah-sudah emo pasal relationship ni?
Gelilah. Haha. Baca Mr.K punya belog, peratus rasa geli tu ada la jugak tapi peratus yang selebihnya, Fathi gelak sakan tengok gaya penulisan beliau. Gedik tapi kreatif. LOL. How can a guy be that gedik?


So, hari ini, cerita kita adalah tentang ayam goreng dan seekor kucing belaan manusia.
Mangsa keadaan: Ayam goreng.
Pemangsa: Kucing ( Nama beliau Demang Jr.)
Yang penat bagi ayam goreng dekat kucing: Tuan rumah (ehem2.)


Semalam, sedang tuan rumah asyik mendengar Aamir Khan dan Manisha menyanyi lagu Mera Mann, Demang Jr. telah mengetuk pintu bilik tuan rumah dan minta izin mahu masuk. (Tuan rumah seorang sahaja yang faham bahasa kucing belaan beliau. Harap maklum.)
Lalu, diizinkan si kucing masuk sambil bertanya, "Nak apa ni bising2?"
Si kucing terus mengiau tanpa menghiraukan tuan rumah tersebut. Mengiau sambil berjalan berlegar-legar di dalam bilik. Panjat katil, masuk bawah selimut, keluar semula dan duduk atas beg gitar, bangun dan panjat kerusi..dan iyah! melompat ke atas meja solek dan akhirnya turun semula dan berjalan dengan macho ke arah tuan rumah. Mengiau tidak henti.

Tuan rumah garu kepala. Apahal kucing ni? Time orang nak rehatlah dia datang buat bising. Semak.
Beliau pun buka pintu bilik dan ajak Demang Jr. ke dapur. "Kau nak makan kan? Nah, ni ada biskut kucing. Makan ye.. Air ada kat sebelah tu. Makan ok?"
Demang Jr. pandang sebelah mata je biskut kucing dalam pinggan tu.
Ni apahal pulak ni. Bagi makan tak nak pulak.
"OK. Fine. Manja nak keluar tengok adik-adik ke? Jom kita keluar ye. Pintu keluar ada kat depan. Meh. Kita jalan sama-sama."
Si kucing ikut tuan rumah dari belakang sambil berlari-lari anak.
Sampai di muka pintu, kucing buat muka tak bersalah.
Tak nak keluar pulak! Habis tu nak apaa?? Miau miau miau miau dari tadi. Nak apa? Cuba cakap.
Tuan rumah bengang.

Mereka berdua pun jalan sama-sama, pergi ke meja makan di tengah rumah.
Si kucing panjat meja makan dan sondol tudung saji atas meja dengan menggunakan kepala.
Tuan rumah pun curious nak tahu kucing ni sebenarnya nak apa.
Diangkat tudung saji tersebut..dan...tadaaa!

Ada 2 ketul ayam goreng dalam pinggan!

"Laaah...nak ayam goreng rupanya. Nape tak kastau awal-awal..."

Fakta: Demang Jr.'s favorite food since he was a kid is AYAM GORENG. Dasar upin ipin punya kucing.

Tuan rumah pun ambil ayam goreng tu, basuh dengan air supaya tak rasa berempah sangat dan serve them in a plate. Ready to be eaten!
Demang Jr. tunjuk muka puas hati. Terus berhenti mengiau. Hish. Pelik ah binatang ni.

Si kucing makan ayam goreng dengan bersungguh-sungguh.
Tuan rumah rasa kagum.
Subhanallah.
Ciptaan Allah yang macam ni punya perangai pun ada? Haha. Uniklah.

Demang Jr., walaupun kau gedik malam semalam, kau tetap comel. Ugh. Asyik kalah je dengan kecomelan dia. Lemah aku.

Ayam goreng sedap.
Have a great dinner, people!
Love, Fathi.

Truth #2

Addicted to this chocolate.

Description of product:

Wafer roll with chocolate inside enrobed with dark chocolate cashew and rice crispy.


Pergh. Sedap.

Telah berjaya cukai Umi beli coklat ini jam 9 pagi tadi.
Yeah!

Amiratul kata...

Amiratul kata,

"Kalau ada sesiapa mahu memasuki hati, biar dia minta kunci dari Allah"

Thoughtful kan ayat di atas?
Rindu Amiratul.
Be safe, be happy. Sayang kamu.

Fathi fikir panjang lepas baca latest post Amiratul.
Fikir.
Fikir.
Fikir..

Ceritanya..

Ceritanya,

Fathi lulus peperiksaan.

Gembira bukan kepalang.

Terus berkeputusan mahu update blog.

Seminggu yang lepas,

Rasa berdebar.

Tapi, rasa debar tu tak kuat sangat.

Sebab makanan yang sedap di rumah Sue buat diri lupa semua masalah.

Sampai semalam pun, 

Debaran itu ada berkeliaran disekeliling hati.
Tapi, ada urusan lebih penting yang buat diri lupa seketika akan result exam yang bakal keluar.

Rasa berdebar saja, tak guna.
Abah pesan suruh banyakkan selawat.
Dan yang penting, perbanyakkan doa selepas selesai exam.

Alhamdulillah.
Kuncinya, Yakin dengan janji Allah.
Allah tak pernah lupa janji-Nya.
Jadi, sebagai hamba, kita kenalah yakin.

Terkadang,
Sukar untuk tanamkan rasa yakin itu.
Anasir luar banyak beri pengaruh.
Pengajarannya, yakinlah. Tak rugi.

TAK RUGI =)

Thank You Allah

Assalamualaikum.

Let's say Alhamdulillah together.
And then....Stand in front of the mirror,

And give yourself a BIG SMILE.

Now, tell yourself,
"Attractive juga ya aku ini"

Hehe.
Okay. Do the above routine everyday.
You will finally teach yourself to be grateful with what Allah has given to you.
It is not wrong to admire the beauty of yourself,

And to compliment yourself everyday,

Because, by doing so, it means that you feel grateful.

Give thanks to Allah.
You lose nothing.
Bonus, you will earn His love.
Great!

Alhamdulillah..
I am grateful.
Allah is very merciful.
He helps me to make my parents happy.
He makes me feel I am not alone in this world.
He makes me treasure the meaning of hard work.
He makes me embrace the meaning of perseverance.

I am grateful.

New Distractions

Welcome to my world my darlings.
I have found both of you today.
And it was love at first sight.

You brown cool new company, feel happy to be in my world.
I will try my best to be with you whenever the time allows me to.
And you, my new orange life and experience catcher,
I will definitely bring you along to the land I am supposed to visit this semester break.

Thank You Razak and Hafiz.
Both of you are the best shopping-advisor ever!

Never been this happy these past few days.
Both of my new darlings repair my mood for today and hopefully for - always =)

At last, new distractions have arrived!
I LOVE DISTRACTIONS. (This applied when you need to take a break in life)

Life is full with new possibilities,
Fathi.

Mistakes

Lessons learned.
Finally.

Hesitations lead to my destruction.
She told me to speak the truth
but I refused to.
She told me, by being straightforward,
it helps a lot in living this life well.
But I refused to.

I guess, I am just too stubborn to listen to her.
But, I know that one day, that stubbornness will eat my flesh and soul slowly.
I will literally be dying early if I choose to keep things in heart.

One day,

She confronted me.
I felt super awkward and scared at the same time.
Yes. I hate confrontation.
Because I 'love' to avoid taking risks.

Unfortunately, I cant run no more.
She wont leave me alone till she gets the explanation.

I was hesitating at first.
Yes. Hesitations, again.

So, There I sat, facing her, heart's pounding.
I said it.
I let it out.
I told her the truth.

Phew.
LEGA RASANYA. Says I.

You'll never enjoy your life,
if you choose to live inside a box.
Yes. I am so afraid of taking chances.
Am underestimating myself again.
which is a bad thing to do.

SO..
lessons learned,

1. Get rid of negative vibes.
2. Learn to think before you speak.

If you are patient enough, I am certain that I can make you feel proud of me.
And I will definitely be proud of myself.

THANK YOU for being such a wonderful person.

Credits to:
Queen Ketam and
Manisha.
YOu guys are awesome!

Lessons learned,
Fathi.